Perfectly Penzance

Frederick & Mabel, “Stay!”

This afternoon my fiancé and I had the joy of watching our good friend, Chris take to the stage in the role of The Pirate King in W. S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan’s operetta, The Pirates of Penzance.   The cast and production team consist of members of the Capitol Hill Arts Workshop (CHAW) community, and The GLBT Arts Consortium who dedicate their time and talent every summer to beloved Gilbert & Sullivan shows.

Pirates of Penzance is perhaps G&S’ most enduring hit!  It’s filled with great tunes plus more than the usual ration of satire and silliness.  It’s a fast-paced show that requires good singing and an even greater talent for rapidly biting off those consonants in the dynamic duo’s famous patter-songs.

The story begins on the rocky seashore of the Cornwall coast.  The pirates offer a toast to Frederic.  Now that Frederic is twenty-one and his apprenticeship over, the men assume that he will join their band permanently.  Ruth, a “piratical maid of all work’” explains that, as Frederic’s nursery maid, she had been instructed by his father to have the boy apprenticed to a pilot, but she misheard and instead took Frederic to a pirate.  Her shame upon realizing her error led her to join the pirate band herself.

Now that his obligation to the pirates has ended, duty compels Frederic to devote himself to destroying them.  When the men admit their inability to make piracy pay, Frederic explains that they are themselves slaves to their tender hearts, particularly about their refusal to take advantage of anyone they believe to be an orphan.

Ruth longs for Frederic to take her with him when he leaves.  He has had no opportunity to compare her with other women, but when he decides that she should stay with the pirates, they reply that they cannot deprive him of his beloved. Frederic wishes he could bring the pirates back to a respectable life, but the Pirate King rejects that possibility.  Alone with Ruth, Frederic admits his reluctance to marry her, though he is satisfied that, despite her age, she is beautiful.  But when he sees a group of lovely young women approaching, he rages at her for deceiving him.

The girls descend to the shore, delighting in their surroundings.  They are astonished to meet Frederic and horrified to hear that he is a pirate.  He assures them that, having just abandoned that profession, he now wants only to love one of them.  They all reject him except Mabel, who reproaches her sisters for being deaf to pity. The girls distract themselves, so that Frederic and Mabel can have a few moments alone.

The pirates suddenly surprise the girls and expect soon to become their husbands.  Mabel reminds them that she and her sisters are wards in chancery (i.e. minors under the protection of the Court of Chancery), and that their ‘father’ is a major general.  The Major General enters and objects to the girls being married against their wills to the pirates of Penzance. He lies his way out of the situation by claiming to be an orphan.  The girls are released from the pirates’ clutches, as Mabel and Frederic – ignoring the pleas of Ruth – look forward to their marriage.

The girls comfort the Major-General, who is upset because he believes his lie has shamed the family name and he fears the consequences.  Frederic will soon march against the pirates accompanied by the police, who now arrive.  They eventually leave to attend to the business at hand, but only after repeated urging by the Major General.

Alone, Frederic contemplates atoning for his years with the pirates, when Ruth and the Pirate King enter.  They explain that Frederic was to be apprenticed until his twenty first birthday; having been born in a leap year on 29 February, he is officially only five.  The Pirate King insists that Frederic respect his own sense of duty, whereupon the obedient young man informs him that the Major General lied about being an orphan.  The Pirate King and Ruth swear vengeance.

The Major General & The Pirate King, “We Triumph Now.”

Frederic informs Mabel that he will not reach his twenty-first birthday until 1940.  Convinced that he can ignore the pirates’ claim, she begs him to stay with her and swears to be faithful.  After he leaves, Mabel tells the policemen that Frederic has returned to the pirates, praising him for his sense of duty.  The Sergeant laments the difficulties the constabulary faces.  The policemen hide as soon as the pirates arrive.

Unable to sleep, the Major General enters.  The girls chide him for leaving his bed at this time of night. Frederic and the pirates seize the Major General and overcome the police.  When the Sergeant implores the pirates to yield in the Queen’s name, Ruth reveals that they are peers of the realm.  With this revelation, they are pardoned by the Major-General, who rewards them with the girls’ hands in marriage.

You can’t help but smile, sway to the rhythm of the music, and laugh!

I’ve forgotten what a joy community theater is, and have been renewed in the importance of supporting local community theater.   God bless the arts!